Dear Mr __________
Thanks for acting nonchalant. I really appreciate it very much. It nice of you not to notice me when i am waving like a retard. It nice of you to pretend that i do not exist. Your body language is crystal clear and easy to read and that what i like about you. PLEASE FOR ******* SAKE, STOP KILLING ME. :)



Dear Mr ___________
Thanks for everything you done. I love it when you intrude my space when all i ask for an itsy bitsy space. You really make me feel better when you piss me off faking cheering me out. You just ended up making me feel worse. I think that you should just shut up if you can;t be sincere. Tat could something you should do to improve the almost perfect you. I could go on abt a whole long list about your fine points but I tink that it is hopeless cause YOU WILL NEVER ******* CHANGE :)